One night in the big hall. A man as the speaker who was recently graduated from a famous university, stood up, and signaled the audience to be quite.
"Ladies and gentlement," he started to address the audience
"I got many reports from some citizens that the health of them had been getting very bad. I thought that it was time for us to change our way of life so that we could live healthily and happily."
Then, he showed the photo on his right hand which had a picture of healthy people eating fish and unhealthy people eating cakes and candies on his left hand.
"Well, ladies and gentlement," he said victoriously.
"If we eat too much chocolate and cake, our health will be bad because we have too much sugar in our body. If we eat too much candy, our teeth will be in trouble."
Fastly with exaggerated movement, he took a large jar from his briefcase and put it on the table. Inside the jar were flies and mosquitos flying around. Now, the audience was quite silent. With even more exaggeration, he took a cigarette, light it and puffed the smoke into the jar. The jar now was full of cigarette smoke and the audience still could see the flies and mosquitos. For a half minute, flies and mosquitos were still flying in the jar. But after that, one by one they fell to the bottom of the jar, d-e-a-d.
"So, what does this prove to us, Ladies and Gentlement?" said he excitedly. But, before he could continue to answer his own questions, a voice from the back of the hall said loudly: "If we smoke, we'll kill flies and mosquitos or its variants! If we smoke, we don't have to buy mosquito coils! If we smoke, we don't have to worry about flies and mosquitos. If we smoke, we won't be troubled by flies mosquitos etc."
(What they've think? Smart fully enough? hahaha. Could you find the right answer? Try!)
See ya, :B
"Ladies and gentlement," he started to address the audience
"I got many reports from some citizens that the health of them had been getting very bad. I thought that it was time for us to change our way of life so that we could live healthily and happily."
Then, he showed the photo on his right hand which had a picture of healthy people eating fish and unhealthy people eating cakes and candies on his left hand.
"Well, ladies and gentlement," he said victoriously.
"If we eat too much chocolate and cake, our health will be bad because we have too much sugar in our body. If we eat too much candy, our teeth will be in trouble."
Fastly with exaggerated movement, he took a large jar from his briefcase and put it on the table. Inside the jar were flies and mosquitos flying around. Now, the audience was quite silent. With even more exaggeration, he took a cigarette, light it and puffed the smoke into the jar. The jar now was full of cigarette smoke and the audience still could see the flies and mosquitos. For a half minute, flies and mosquitos were still flying in the jar. But after that, one by one they fell to the bottom of the jar, d-e-a-d.
"So, what does this prove to us, Ladies and Gentlement?" said he excitedly. But, before he could continue to answer his own questions, a voice from the back of the hall said loudly: "If we smoke, we'll kill flies and mosquitos or its variants! If we smoke, we don't have to buy mosquito coils! If we smoke, we don't have to worry about flies and mosquitos. If we smoke, we won't be troubled by flies mosquitos etc."
(What they've think? Smart fully enough? hahaha. Could you find the right answer? Try!)
See ya, :B
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